Very Topical Today at the Grocery Store Checkout

"mtdrift" (mtdrift) 03/17/2017 at 15:26 • Filed to: Groceries, Guinness, Lucky Charms, Off Topic

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None of the items were mine, just one lady in front of me with Lucky Charms, and another with the Guinness.

Happy St. Patrick’s Everyone!

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > mtdrift 03/17/2017 at 15:29

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And JUST Lucky Charms...I don’t think I’ve ever had such a craving for Lucky Charms or any cereal for that matter that I made a special trip to the supermarket lol

Quadradeuce > mtdrift 03/17/2017 at 15:29

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How do you end up not looking like a weirdo taking pictures of everyone’s groceries? I’m not that slick.

itschrome > mtdrift 03/17/2017 at 15:30

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I’m a little worried about the duct tape guy.... cookies and duct tape??? Yeah I wanna know what their deal is.

actually, I don’t think I do.. but I’m guessing Edward 40 hands! or kidnapping childrens...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > itschrome 03/17/2017 at 15:31

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It’s for EL_ULY.

He’s into bondage

mtdrift > Quadradeuce 03/17/2017 at 15:33

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Actually, everyone in line was kind of cracking up about it, so it seemed like the right thing to do.

itschrome > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/17/2017 at 15:34

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Oh, I’m not sure that’s enough duct tape then...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > itschrome 03/17/2017 at 15:36

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But they have Gorilla tape too. And who knows what’s at home, maybe they’re just topping up stock.

DipodomysDeserti > mtdrift 03/17/2017 at 15:38

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I like how the first person has duct tape and Gorilla tape. Someone’s getting murdered tonight. Also, gotta have that Dale’s to wash the sugar beer out of your mouth.

Quadradeuce > mtdrift 03/17/2017 at 15:40

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Also, what the hell is that first person buying? Peppermint bark and duct tape? Who’s kid is tied up in their basement?

Svend > mtdrift 03/17/2017 at 15:41

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Guinness and IPA.

Black and Tan all the things.

jimz > mtdrift 03/17/2017 at 15:45

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jimz > itschrome 03/17/2017 at 15:47

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I’d do like Louis CK.

go into a Wal-Mart, stand around looking confused for a bit, and when someone asks if you need help say “Yes... I need a jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch, and a Bible.”

Tennessee Dreamer > mtdrift 03/17/2017 at 15:50

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Hell yes for dale’s pale ale!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Quadradeuce 03/17/2017 at 16:35

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I think he’s playing the “buy 3 items to freak out the cashier” game.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > jimz 03/17/2017 at 16:36

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Gotta love the how freaked can you get the cashier with 3 items game.

Ash78, voting early and often > Quadradeuce 03/17/2017 at 16:54

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“is” = “will be”

mtdrift > Svend 03/17/2017 at 17:02

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Now you’re doing it right.

mtdrift > Tennessee Dreamer 03/17/2017 at 17:02

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Dale’s is the best.